I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. Larry David armybushend share on social
If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away. Larry David flirtrunwoman Change image and share on social
I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big. Larry David bigmakepretty Change image and share on social
You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid. Larry David discoverfunnyinadequate Change image and share on social
No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all. Larry David bowlcriermush Change image and share on social
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny. Larry David feltfunnytruth Change image and share on social
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. Larry David futuregoodhomeless Change image and share on social
The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch. Larry David americanfoodhot Change image and share on social
I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it. Larry David informpeople Change image and share on social
I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after. Larry David laughwant Change image and share on social
